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Good day. If you happened to stumble onto this site on accident, you’re welcome. For those of you who are disturbed enough mentally to have cultivated into a section of my followers, welcome back. My name is Rob. I love the NY Jets. I have a sick devotion to this team that affects my overall health both mentally and physically. My fanaticism has been a long tortuous existence¬† that I only wish upon my worst enemies. Below I have an archive of articles I wrote for the now defunct Jet fansite, The Jets Kvetch. Unfortunatley, the curator of that site, Max V.V., was lost on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney in northern Illinois. After being mortally wounded by a member of his hunting party, the group quickly tried to exit the wilderness in search of medical attention for dear Max. After 3 hours of hiking through treacherous terrain and suffering from agonizing hunger, they decided that the only way to survive was to eat Max. Although this story is so kick ass, it’s a total fabrication of the facts. Or is it? Either way, I hope to entertain the large mass of miscreants known to the world as NY Jet fans as well as Max once did. Pour a 40 for my homey. This site will OFFICIALLY be up and running December 12. So in the meantime,¬† go grab a F**king snack!

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Written by Rob Rodriguez

November 22, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Posted in Editorial